Twilight--The Movie

You’re all dying to know what I thought, right? Of course you are! That’s what I thought!

I absolutely, 100%, totally frickin LOVED it!!!!!!!!!!!! I can not wait to see it again(and oh boy you bet I am )! I was worried about being crammed in with a bunch of annoying kids, but we weren’t! Yay! And the ones who were there were quiet the whole movie! I think it’s a good thing we waited until Saturday to watch it.

So, the things I didn’t like:
Not enough of the rest of the Cullens. I could have done with WAY more Alice and Emmett(and his eggs ).
The wardrobe. I expected more snazzy clothing…what was up with the dark colors, anyway?
The sparkle. Um, Alee has some Bratz glitter powder that might have been better(I expected way better from ILM ).
I missed the “Do I dazzle you” convo..that made me sad.
The two kids in front of me making out the whole movie…WTF? Get a room, or at least keep the slobber sucking sound down a little.
My only WTF moment was when Billy and Jacob pull up and Billy was driving…..yah, that baffled me.

Yeeaaahhhhh….that pretty much sums up my disappointment list.

So, do you want to hear about all the things I loved? I could just say the whole movie… I’ll just tell ya my most favorites!

OMG….I swear I got all hot and bothered over *the kiss* Even though I knew it wasn’t going to happen, I was like HELL YEAH! SEX!!!!! RIP HER PANTIES OFF
I loved the baseball scene….”Nice kitty” OMG, I had coke come out my nose! That might have very well been my favorite scene in the whole movie.
Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cats. Just doesn’t get any better than that!
Loved the ending….with Victoria there….watching Bella and Edward….I got chills!

I love Alice. ’nuff said.

I am so pleased with the movie! Yes, it was slow in some parts, and cheesy and forced in others, but I loved it…I think they did really good with it.

Even Brandy said it wasn’t as bad as he thought it was going to be. By about half way through onto the end he liked it. He said he liked Alice–she was the prettiest, and Rosalie cause she has a big ass

Alee’s like me, she loved it! We were *those obnoxious laughing people* for a minute, because, when they were laying in the “meadow” Al snorted and said “He turned to stone”….maybe you just had to be there….trust me, it was funny. I think she might have shit herself when Alice jumped on James and snapped his head….she come up out of her seat a little and yelled “HOLY CRAP!”

Did I mention I loved it?